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'- 1923: Disney Brothers Cartoon is Founded.
- 1926: Disney Brothers renamed to Walt Disney Corporation.
- 1928: Disney releases Steamboat Willy.
- 1937: Disney releases Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
- 1938: Walt Disney Corporation changes its name to Walt Disney Productions.
- 1950: Disney teams up with Coca-Cola Corp team up to air An Hour in Wonderland on NBC.
- 1954: ABC airs Disneyland, the longest running primetime show so far.
- 1955: The theme park Disneyland opens.
- 1966: Walt Disney passes away.
- 1971: Disney World opens.
- 1979: Disney enters partnership with Paramount Pictures.
- 1982: Disney family sells of naming rights to the Walt Disney Productions.
- 1983: Walt Disney Pictures is incorporated.
- 1983: The Disney Channel debut on cable networks.
- 1983: Tokyo Disneyland opened.
- 1984: Touchstone pictures is created as a subsidiary of Walt Disney Pictures.
- 1984: Reliance Group attempts hostile takeover of Walt Disney Pictures and fails.
- 1985: Disney purchases KHJ, an independant Los Angeles television station.
- 1985: Disney launches The Adventures of the Gummi Bears.
- 1987: Disney launches DuckTales.
- 1989: Disney begins acquisition process for Jim Henson Productions.
- 1990: Acquisition attempt falls through due to the passing of Jim Henson.
- 1990: Disney launches Hyperion Books and Hollywood Records.
- 1993: Miramax Films is acquired.
- 1993: Disney forms NHL team the Mighty Ducks (named after the film) and purchases shares in Anaheim Angels.
- 1994: Attempts to purchase NBC fall through.
- 1995: Disney acquires ABC and affiliated companies (including A&E and ESPN).
- 1996: Disney takes full control of the Anaheim Angels.
- 1998: Disney purchases internet companies Starwave and Infoseek.
- 1998: Disney’s first two cruise ships are launched.
- 2001: Disney aquires Fox Family Worldwide from 20th Century Fox.
- 2003: Disney purchases rights to the Muppets from Jim Henson Productions. Ms Piggy is a Disney Diva.
- 2005: Hong Kong Disneyland opens.
- 2006: Disney buys Pixar.
- 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks
- 2009: Disney buys Marvel
- 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
- 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
- 2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
- 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
- 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks
- 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.
- 2028: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros says no.
- 2028: Disney, tries to buy WB through shell corporations. WB finds out and gets hostile.
- 2030: Buys Apple. Apple Watch rebranded as the Mickey Watch.
- 2030: Disney acquires a private military and starts corporate espionage on a large scale.
- 2032: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros. Few die because of the electronic surveillance provided by the "Apple" produces most employees of WB use.
- 2033: Disney buys DC comics. Mickey Mouse is now more powerful than Superman.
- 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.
- 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Dinsey Princess.
- 2038: In the midst of negotiations, for takeover, Google launches escape craft. Departs solar system. Destination unknown.
- 2040: Counter Disney efforts take place. The War on the Black Market starts.
- 2041: Disney claims that Black Market efforts are headed up by small studios. Starts forced corporate takeovers.
- 2042: "Terrorist" attacks on Disney starts.
- 2045: Nuclear explosion destroys Orlando Florida. Black Market Terrorists blamed.
- 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney "Farms" start to raise next generation of actors.
- 2050: Disney buys the United States of America
- 2051: The Disney States of America is born.
- 2052: Disney nukes Hollywood
- 2055: Disney States of America annex's Canada. South Park, an underground resistance to the DSN, releases an episode on the black market deriding the move. It's #1 most viewed South Park Episode of all time.
- 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.
- 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.
- 2058 - 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.
- 2061: EU integrates into the DSA. Disney State of the World is born.
- 2062: The UK joins the DSW. BBC is acquired. Doctor Who becomes a Disney Princess.
- 2065: DSW colonizes the Moon.
- 2067: The Moon has its own government under the DSW. The Disney States of the Universe is born.
- 2069: Mars colonization efforts start. Political prisoners used for the initial efforts.
- 2074: The First Mars Civil War starts. Is put down quickly due to orbital strikes.
- 2080: Mars colonization finalized. Disney Land Mars is opened.
- 2083: First mission to Titan is sent out.
- 2086: Proposal for interstellar mission submitted.
- 2088: Second Mars Civil War starts.
- 2090: The Creators of South Park are discovered to be behind the rebellion on Mars. Pluto Team 6 is sent out and they are dispatched.
- 2091: Final resistance is quashed. Construction on Deathstar starts.
- 2092: Total annexation of all remaining world governments is successful except for Switzerland.
- 2094: First faster than light travel occurs. Exploration of close star systems starts.
- 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to "re-educate" the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.
- 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.

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